Yesterday was a pretty odd day. Mum had me out the house early. The next thing I knew, I was just getting to know a nice lady and then she stabbed me in the legs - yes, both legs! Mum did nothing to stop her. But then as some kind of reward the lady squirted sugary milk stuff in my mouth, that was quite nice. I think Mum and Dad felt guilty because for the rest of the day I just got to lie around and eat, doze a bit, eat again etc. They even gave me this new throne!
Oh dear! But he is a very smart prince!
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